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The Report Was That The Residents Of The Lower East Side In New

Topic: g-rated

The report was that the residents of the Lower East Side in New York have remarkably long life spans. So a newspaperman from the old New York World Telegram was sent to interview Mr. Shapiro, age 103. "What would you say the death rate is here in this neighborhood?" the reporter asked.

"Oh, about one per person," Shapiro replied.


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