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A Guy Walks Into A Psychiatrist'S Office And Says Doctor Doctor

Topic: g-rated

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor you got to help me. I'm going crazy."

The doctor looks at the man. "Why you're perfectly normal," the doctor tells the patient. "You're as sane as I am."

The patient suddenly starts brushing himself and shouts, "But Doctor, what about these butterflies? They're all over me!"

"Hey, for heaven's sake," the doctor cries. "Don't brush them off on me!"


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