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When President Woodrow Wilson Was Still Governor Of New Jersey

Topic: g-rated

When President Woodrow Wilson was still governor of New Jersey, he received a call in the middle of the night that one of the state's U.S. Senators had died suddenly. He had no sooner hung up the phone when he received another call, this time from an ambitious office seeker. "I'd like to take the Senator's place," the man said boldly.

"Well," Wilson replied, "if it's okay with the undertaker, it's okay with me."

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