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A New Yorker Walks Into A Delicatessen And Notices The Shelves

Topic: g-rated

A New Yorker walks into a delicatessen and notices the shelves are filled with boxes of salt. Everywhere he turns, all he sees is salt. "Do you really sell so much salt?" the man asks the grocer.

"Not at all," replies the grocer. "I sell maybe one or two boxes a week. To be perfectly honest, I'm not a good salt seller. But the fellow who sells me salt, now he's a good salt seller!"


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