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The Lawyer Was Going Over The Facts Of The Case With His Key

Topic: g-rated

The lawyer was going over the facts of the case with his key witness. "Now, I hope everything is clear. You realize that you will be under oath and you will have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth."

"Yes, sir. I understand."

"Good, because you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth, don't you?"

"Our side will win, sir!"


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