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The Golfer Was Raving About His New Golf Ball. What'S So Great

Topic: g-rated

The golfer was raving about his new golf ball. "What's so great about it?" asked a friend.

"It's got a sonic beep," the golfer replied. "If you hit it into the rough, you find it immediately. Not only that, if it hits the water, it sends up a little flag that floats on the surface."

"That's just amazing," his friend enthused. "Where'd you get it?"

"I found it," was the reply.


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