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The Breathless Man Said To The Railroad Ticket Taker The 1145 To

Topic: g-rated

The breathless man said to the railroad ticket taker, "The 11:45 to Chicago--if I ran, could I catch it?"

"That train?" said the railroad man. "If you ran, you could beat it."

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