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A Chicago Judge Who Was To Decide A Bitter Real Estate Dispute

Topic: g-rated

A Chicago judge who was to decide a bitter real estate dispute received a check for $20,000 from the plaintiff and $30,000 from the defendant. Calling to the two parties to approach the bench, he announced, "Gentleman, I am an honorable man. Therefore, I will return $10,000 to the defendant and try the case strictly on its merits."


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