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Two Golfers Met At The Club. I Heard About Your Terrible Tragedy

Topic: g-rated

Two golfers met at the club. "I heard about your terrible tragedy last week," said one.

"Yes," said the other sadly, sipping his drink. "I was playing a twosome with Fred, and he dropped dead on the ninth hole."

"I understand you carried him all the way back to the club-house too," the first man said sympathetically. "That must have been very difficult, considering Fred weighed over two hundred and fifty pounds."

"The carrying wasn't that hard. It was putting him down at every stroke, then picking him up again, hit the ball, drag Fred, hit the ball, drag Fred."


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