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Water Vs Coke

Topic: g-rated

WATER VS COKE

We all know water is important, but I have never seen it written down like this

1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.

2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.

4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U. of Washington study.

5. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease Back and Joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or printed page.

8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79% and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should be every day?

COKE

1. In many of the U.S. states the highway patrol carries two gallons of coke in their truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be dissolved in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china

4. To remove rust spots from chrome bumpers: rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolts for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coke into the baking pan.wrap the ham in aluminum foil and bake. 30 minutes before the ham is done, remove the foil allowing the drippings to mix with the coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, run through the regular cycle. The Coke will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your car windshield.

For your information

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its ph is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric Acid also leaches calcium from our bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup concentrate, the commercial truck must display the Hazardous Material cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of Coke have been using it for years to clean the engines of their trucks.....about 20 years!

Now the question is: Want a glass of water or a Coke?


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