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A Patron Of A Parisian Restaurant Studied The Menu For A Few

Topic: g-rated

A patron of a Parisian restaurant studied the menu for a few moments before the waiter come to take his order. "What do you recommend?" the customer asked.

"Oh, the catch of the day, monsieur," the waiter replied. "C'est magnifique!"

The diner accepted the suggestion, then quickly read the newspaper until the waiter set his entree down in front of him with a flourish.

"Bon appetit!"

A few minutes later, the waiter passed the man's table and though he saw him speaking to the fish on his plate. He checked again and, sure enough, the fellow was talking to his main course. "Excusez-moi, monsieur," the waiter said, "but I couldn't help noticing that you appear to be talking to the fish."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I am," the man admitted. "You see, my poor papa jumped of the Pont-Neuf three weeks ago and I was asking the fish if he happened to have seen him."

"Uh-huh," the perplexed waiter said. "And what did the fish say, if I may ask?"

"He said that was not possible," the diner replied, poking his dinner with his fork, "because he has been out of the water longer than my poor papa has been in it!"

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