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Armageddon Film At 1100

Topic: g-rated

ARMAGEDDON: FILM AT 11:00

When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report it?

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

People: CHARLES AND DIANA - IT'S REALLY OVER

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

IBM Reporter: 15 NEW PRODUCTS, AVAILABLE SOON

HP Corp Communications: MPE OBSOLESCENCE ANNOUNCED

Washington Post: World To End Tomorrow Women and Minorities Hardest Hit

Weather Channel: Partly deadly with a chance of human decapitation

Money Magazine: World Enters Recession Related Story: Consumer Population Decreases

Plane & Pilot: Plan long trips in a hurry: FrightMate II Flight Planner

Popular Electronics: Build PE's battery powered countdown timer!

Flying: Airline hiring and student starts expected to drop next year

Modern Photography: End of The World Coming! Is your flash meter up to the challenge?

Flight Training: Earning Your Wings: Mastering the Halo

PC Computing: Microsoft vs. Apple: a solution at last!

JAMA: New treatments for several forms of death and dismemberment

Byte Magazine: Byte Benchmarks Armageddon '95!

Psychology Today: You're all a bunch of whimpering crybabies!! Deal with it!!!


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