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Are You A Vampire?

Topic: g-rated

ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?

As Dracula was going to be THE BIG film for 1993 it seems only fit that we have a quiz to see if there are any real life neck biters out there. Answer the questions and find out!

Q: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

A: 15 - 20 years

B: 20 - 40 years

C: 300 - 700 years

Q: YOUR MUM OPENS YOUR CURTAINS IN THE MORNING, WHAT DO YOU TURN INTO?

A: A sulky twat determined to get more sleep

B: A bleary eyed person who has to get up

C: Dust

Q: WHERE DO YOU DRINK?

A: The local pub

B: Local social club

C: The local virgins neck

Q: IS YOU IDEAL WOMAN?

A: Intelligent with a sense of humor

B: A bimbo in a nightclub

C: A hypnotized virgin in a cemetery

Q: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK?

A: Beer on draught

B: Wine

C: Plasma on neck

Q: WHAT'S YOUR NAME SPELT BACKWARDS?

A: Etep

B: Yrag

C: Alucard

Q: LOOKING IN THE MIRROR WHAT DO YOU SEE?

A: A pretty fit and healthy person

B: A physical wreck

C: Nothing.

Q: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SNOOKER PLAYER?

A: Steve Davis

B: John Parrot

C: Ray Redondo

SO ARE YOU A VAMPIRE ?

MOSTLY A's: No! Bonny Lungwort is more of a vampire than you!

MOSTLY B's: Although you stay out late at night and look a little pale you've got nothing to worry about.

MOSTLY C's: Get back you fiend! Hisss Hisss, Alucard!


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