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How Long Have You Been Teaching?

Topic: g-rated

How Long Have You Been Teaching?

1. Do you declare "no cuts" when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line?

2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of the table?

3. Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends?

4. Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?

5. Do you refer to "snack time" as "happy hour"?

6. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarfs and mittens as they leave your home?

7. Do you say, "I like the way you did that," to the mechanic who repairs your car?

8. Do you ask "Are you sure you did your best?" to the mechanic who fails to repair your car?

9. Do you sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book?

10. Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?

11. Do you fold your driver's fingers over the coins as you hand him/her the money at a tollbooth?

12. Do you ask a quiet person at a party if he has something to share with the group?

If you answered yes to more than two of the above items, you are hooked on teaching.

If you answered yes to more than half of them, you're probably beginning to think about retirement.

If you answered yes to more than ten, you'll always be a teacher, retired or not!


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