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The Stop Sign

Topic: g-rated

The Stop Sign

Many people get pulled over for running a stop sign because they don't correctly interpret the letters S-T-O-P when they see them. In order to prevent any further confusion over this matter, this is what the letters mean.

When approaching the intersection, they stand for

"Slow To Observe Police."

Then,

"Slightly Tap Other Pedal."

Finally, when it's time to go,

"Skid Tires On Pavement."


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