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Subject Say What?

Topic: g-rated

Subject: Say What?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game,' when we are already there?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it is really after light?

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?


ALPHA v0.3