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What If Mother Goose Had Tendencies And Propensities Toward

Topic: g-rated

What if Mother Goose had tendencies and propensities toward verbosity and prolixity?

Jack become dexterous,

Jack become able to attain high velocity,

Jack form a trajectory over the illuminating apparatus of ozocitereous structure.

Mary was formerly the owner and proprietor of a pygmy Ovis aries,

It possessed an outer wool covering which had the characteristic pallidness much like that found in the appearance of crystalline precipitation,

And to each point in space that Mary would venture to,

The aforementioned Ovis aries would participate with a high degree of certainty.

Diminutive Jack Horner

Was seated at the perpendicular conjunction of three planar surfaces,

Ingesting his baked Yuletide pastry.

He inserted his opposable digit,

And excavated a specimen of genus Prunus,

And remarked, "What a benevolent adolescent I have become!"

Lilliputian damsel Muffet

Was rested upon a squatty seating apparatus,

Ingesting the lacteal substances in her possession.

At this point arrived an arachnid

Which inhabited the immediate vicinity of the maiden,

And, true to the fundamental principles of stimulus and response, arose trepidation in the damsel with sufficient efficiency so as to induce the aforementioned maiden to change locale.

A research team proceeded toward the apex of a natural geologic protuberance,

The purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.

One member of the team precipitantly descended, sustaining severe fractural damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure.

Subsequently, the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the direction taken by the first member.

Complications arose during an investigation of dietary influence: one researcher was unable to assimilate adipose tissue

And another was unable to consume tissue consisting chiefly of muscle fiber.

By reciprocal arrangement between the two researchers,

Total consumption of the viands under consideration was achieved, this leaving the original container of the viands devoid of contents.

A young male human was situated near the intersection of two supporting structural elements at right angles to each other:

Said subject was involved in ingesting a saccharine composition prepared in conjunction with the ritual observance of an annual fixed-day religious festival.

Insertion into the saccharine composition of the opposable digit of his forelimb

Was followed by removal of a drupe of genus prune.

Subsequently the subject made a declarative statement regarding the high quality of his character as a young male human.

A triumvirate of murine rodents totally deviod of ophthalmic acuity

Were observed in a state of rapid locomotion in pursuit of an agriculturalist's marital adjunct.

Said adjunct then performed triple caudectomy utilizing an acutely honed bladed instrument generally used for the subdivision of edible tissue.

A female of the species homo sapiens was the possesor of a small immature ruminant of the genus ovis,

The outer most covering of which reflected all wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that mass of naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water.

Regardless of the translational pathway chosen by the homo sapien,

The probability was 1 that the forementioned ruminent would select the same pathway.

A human female, extremely captious and given to opposed behavior,

Was questioned as to the dynamic state of her cultivated tract of land used for production of various types of flora.

The tract components were enumerated as argentous tone-producing agents, a rare species of oceaninc growth

And pulchritudinous young females situated in a linear orientation.


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