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The Committee For The Reduction Of Redundancy And The

Topic: g-rated

The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time. Their Premeeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be uncertain or confusing. So their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting. This should avoid having people show up for their first meeting before it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those who did so and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition. This sounds like a perfect forum for yet another speech by Vice President Al Gore...


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