theparticle.com

ALPHA v0.3

Disclaimer
Because of the fun and sarcastic nature of some of these jokes, viewer & reader discretion is advised. Don't read'em and then complain!

Alpha
This is an alpha release of this section. If you find any problems or would like to recommend something, please be kind enough to give us some feedback.


BACK

The Old Man His Wife And The Doctor

Topic: g-rated

The Old Man, His Wife, and the Doctor

Old guy and his wife go to the doctor. The old guy has a myriad things wrong with him, but can't pinpoint anything in particular. After a jillion tests, the results come back and the old couple is talking to the doctor. The old guy is as deaf as a doorknob, so the wife has to repeat everything the doctor says, yelling it out so the old guy can hear.

Doc: I'm sorry that we've had to do so many tests, but your husband has so many problems, and we had to be sure of our results.

Mr. Smith: Waddee say?

Mrs. Smith: YOU'RE REAL SICK!

Doc: Now, the best things that you can do, Mrs. Smith, is to make sure that he gets his meals regularly, and they should be balanced meals.

Mr Smith: Waddee say?

Mrs. Smith: YOU GOTTA EAT!

Doc: And rest is very important to help rebuild his deteriorating system.

Mr. Smith: Waddee say???

Mrs. Smith: YOU NEED YOUR REST!

Doc: And he needs lots of exercise, aerobic preferably. Sex is a fantastic aerobic workout.

Mr. Smith: Waddee say???

Mrs. Smith: SAYS YOU'RE GONNA DIE!


ALPHA v0.3