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Hotel Mccalifornia

Topic: g-rated

Hotel McCalifornia

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of burritos rising up in the air

Up ahead in the distance I saw a bright neon light

My head grew heavy and my eyes grew dim

I had to stop for a bite

There she stood in the doorway, I heard the dinner bell

I was thinking to myself, this could be heaven but it looks like hell

Then she gave me a menu, and she showed me the way

There were kids behind the counter

Saying "Eat in or take away?"

Welcome to the Hotel McCalifornia

What a lovely place, what a lovely face

Plenty of food at the Hotel McCalifornia

Here's your Big McMac, would you like fries with that?

The man is definitely twisted, he likes to fry in grease

He's got lots of pretty pretty boys

That he calls employees

Out there in the carpark there's a Ronald statuette

Some hurl to remember, some hurl to forget

So I called the waitress, please bring me my Coke

She said we haven't had that drink round here since the ice cube maker broke

And still those voices are calling from far away

We drive through in the middle of the night just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel McCalifornia

What a lovely place, what a lovely face

Livin it up at the Hotel McCalifornia

What a nice surprise, salt on your fries

Pickles on the ceiling, flat Sprite on ice

We are all just prisoners here of our own device

Out back in the kitchen they gather round the beast

They stab it with their plastic knives but they just can't kill the McFeast

Last thing I remember I was running for the loo

I had to find a plastic bag to throw my guts into

Stop there said the cleaner, we are programmed to deceive

We can fill you up with all this shit but it can never leave.


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