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Mary And The Lamb

Topic: g-rated

Mary And The Lamb

Mary had a little lamb,

'Twas awful dumb, it's true.

It followed her in a traffic jam,'

And now it's mutton stew.

Mary had a little lamb,

As dirty as a hog.

They asked her how it got that way.

She answered simply, "Smog."

Mary had a little lamb,

She set in on the shelf;

And ever time it wagged its tail,

It spanked its little self.

Mary had a little lamb,

Freddie had a pup;

Ronnie had a crocodile.

It ate the others up.

Some folks say that fleas are black,

But I know that is not so,

'Cause Mary had a little lamb,

With fleas as white as snow.

Mary had a little lamb

It's feet were black as soot

And into Mary's mush and milk

It's sooty foot he put!

Mary had a little lamb.

It had a touch of colic.

She gave it brandy twice a day,

And now it's alcoholic.

Mary had a little lamb.

It gambolled round in hops.

It frolicked in the road one day,

And ended up as chops.

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead

And now she takes her lamb to school

Between two chunks of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,

A lobster and some prunes,

A glass of milk, a piece of pie,

And then some macaroons.

It made the busy waiters grin

To see her order so,

And when they carried Mary out,

Her face was white as snow.


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