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How To Tell If Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease.

Topic: g-rated

How to tell if your cow has Mad Cow Disease.

1) Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.

2) She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."

3) Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.

4) She gets a silicon implant for her udder.

5) She appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body.

6) Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs Logo'.

7) Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.

8) Your cow thought Frank Bruno would beat Mike Tyson.

9) You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.

10) Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger King.

11) She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.

12) Your cow joins the Hell's Angels because, hey, its already got a cool leather jacket.


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