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The Hick And The Novelist

Topic: g-rated

The Hick and the Novelist

A novelist was driving in the Maine woods. He was trying to learn what he could about the countryside in order to write a novel about it.

He drove up to a small cabin and spoke to Geoff Cross, who was sitting outside, slightly inebriated from too much White Lightening!

"Who's house is this?"

"Mogg's"

"What's it built of?"

"Logs."

"Any animals in this neighborhood?"

"Frogs."

"What kind of soil have you around here?"

"Bogs."

"How's the climate?"

"Fogs."

"What do you people live on?"

"Hogs."

"Have you any friends?"

"Dogs."


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