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The Circus Elephant

Topic: g-rated

The Circus Elephant

A circus was to perform in a small town where the locals had never seen a circus. On the night before the first performance one of the elephants escaped. It was hungry and found a garden in an old lady's backward.

The old lady, who had never seen an elephant, was hysterical and called the police.

L. Help police! There's a huge monster in my backyard.

P. Calm down lady. What's the matter?

L. There's a monster in my backyard.

P. What's the monster doing?

L. It's in my garden pulling up my vegetables with its tail!

P. With its tail? What's it doing with them?

L. You wouldn't believe me if I told you!

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