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The Duck And The Grapes

Topic: g-rated

The Duck and the Grapes

A duck walked into a department store and asked the clerk if he had any grapes. The clerk said no, it was the shoe department and he had no grapes.

The duck proceeded to waddle away. A few minutes later the clerk looked up and noticed this duck waddling toward him again. The duck asked the clerk if he had any grapes. The clerk, losing his temper, replied that he had no grapes and not to bother him due to being too busy for that type of antics. The duck waddled away.

Not more than 5 minutes later, in waddles the duck. Directly to the clerk he went. "Got any grapes?"

The clerk, steaming, replied, "If you come in here again and ask for grapes, I am going to nail those flat feet of yours to the floor!"

The duck shrugged his shoulders and waddled out the door. Two seconds later the duck approaches the clerk, "Got any nails?"

The clerk screamed, "NO, WE JUST SELL SHOES!"

The duck asks, "Got any grapes?"

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