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What The Hell Do You Mean You Want The Day Off

Topic: g-rated

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT THE DAY OFF

So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours a day away from work you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee breaks, that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 39 days, leaving 29 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave, this leaves you only 27 days available for work. We are off for 11 holidays per year so your available working time is down to 16 days. We very generously give you 15 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work, and I'll be damned if you're going to take that day off!


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