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Actor In A Cage

Topic: g-rated

Actor In A Cage

An unemployed actor is looking for work and is getting pretty desperate. One day while out looking he happens upon this guy that needs actors. The guy is from the Zoo and explains that they spent so much money on getting the habitat just right, that they ran out of money to import the ape they wanted. They need to hire an actor to be that ape. Well, the guy thinks that this is stupid, but he takes the job anyway since it pays pretty well and he really needs the money for trivial things like rent and food.

The first few days, the actor just sits there thinking he doesn't look real and that no one is stupid enough to fall for this stunt. He gets bored and decides to walk around and examine his little cage. With this, he notices that people are watching his every move. He decides to give them a show. After a couple of weeks he is swinging on the poles and dancing around making a lot of gorilla noises and is drawing quite a crowd.

One day, he is showing of for a group of kids. He is swinging around and around a pole, when all of a sudden, his hand slips and he goes flying over the cage wall and right into the lion's cage. Immediately the lion is stalking him. The actor backs up as far as he can, and when he sees no other option, he start screaming his lungs out.

"HELP ME! HELP ME!"

With that, the lion yells. "Shut up or you'll get us both fired!"


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