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One Line Groaners

Topic: g-rated

One Line Groaners

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa.

Hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He's all right now.

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

"Dam".

What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?

National Dyslexics Association.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

Sanka.

. . . and what kind of lettuce?

Iceberg.

Where do you find a no legged dog?

Right where you left him.


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