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Mahatma Ghandi Walked Barefoot Everywhere To The Point That His

Topic: g-rated

Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.

Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad breath.

Therefore: he came to be known as a...

"Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."


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