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Rejected Greeting Cards

Topic: g-rated

REJECTED GREETING CARDS

1. Your computer is dead... it was once so alive Don't you regret installing Windows 95?

2. My tire was thumping.... I thought it was flat.... when I looked at the tire.... I noticed your cat... Sorry

3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.

4. You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?

5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I had mine I got real snippy.

6. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... But don't fret about it .... She moved in with me


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