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The Airplane'S Crew Stood Watching Tensely As A Frail Old Woman

Topic: g-rated

The airplane's crew stood, watching tensely, as a frail old woman teetered down the steps of the plane. They were sure she wasn't going to make it, but no one wanted to insult her by `helping' her down. She reached the bottom, and just as they were breathing a sigh of relief, she hollers up the stairs, "It's all right Mom, the stairs are ok....come on down!"

ALPHA v0.3