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Reasons Why Tv Is Better Than The Web

Topic: g-rated

REASONS WHY TV IS BETTER THAN THE WEB

It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Not Found 404" message?

Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.


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