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Three Old Guys Were Sitting On The Park Bench In Front Of The

Topic: g-rated

Three old guys were sitting on the park bench in front of the Lynchburg, Tennessee General Store one day. Nobody said anything for the longest time. Then, one of them said, in an almost painfully slow Tennessee drawl: "Welllllllllllll...looks like rain."

About an hour and a half goes by, and the second guy says, equally slowly: "Nooooooooooooope. Don't believe it will rain."

Two hours later the third guy says: "If you two's just gonna argue, I'm leavin'."


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