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Why Did The Moron Sleep On The Chandelier?

Topic: g-rated

Why did the moron sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

Is it bad luck for a black cat to walk behind you?

That depends on whether you are a man or a mouse.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It was nice gnawing you.

What has four legs and feathers and is neither animal nor bird?

A feather bed.

What can speak every language in the world?

An Echo.


ALPHA v0.3