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A Brit A Mick And A Scot Go In A Saloon And Order A Beer. They

Topic: g-rated

A Brit, a Mick and a Scot go in a saloon and order a beer. They each find a fly floating on the top of their mugs.

The Brit says, "Bartender, may I have a spoon, please?" He quietly scoops the fly from his brew.

The Mick makes a big production of it, saying, "Out with you, you foul creature!" He flicks the fly and half the suds out onto the bar.

The Scot picks up the fly with his fingers and says, "All right ya wee begger. Spit it out! Now!"


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