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A Wealthy Computer Manufacturer Celebrates The Very Successful

Topic: g-rated

A wealthy computer manufacturer celebrates the very successful introduction of a new computer line. As a part of this, he tells his three children he will buy them each one fabulous gift.

His first son says he wants a house, so the father buys him a castle in Germany.

His daughter wants a boat. So he buys her the Queen Mary.

His youngest says he wants a Mickey Mouse outfit. So he buys him J.C. Penney.


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