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A Call Came To The Firehouse Just As They Had Sat Down To

Topic: g-rated

A call came to the firehouse just as they had sat down to dinner.

"Quick!" said the caller, "you've got to come to 10 Cherry Lane! There's a fire in my basement!"

"Did you try throwing water on it?" inquired the fire fighter. "Of course I did!"

The firefighter replied, "Then there's no reason for us to come. That's all we do."


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