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The New Preacher...At His First Service...Had A Pitcher Of Water

Topic: g-rated

The new preacher...at his first service...had a pitcher of water and a glass on the pulpit. As he preached, he drank until the pitcher of water was completely gone.

After the service someone asked an old woman of the church, "How did you like the new pastor?"

"Fine," she said, "but he's the first windmill I ever saw that was run by water."


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