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Edna Seamon'S Husband Had Passed On And She Was So Distraught

Topic: g-rated

Edna Seamon's husband had passed on and she was so distraught that she sought out a spiritualist who told her that her husband was fine, that he was eagerly awaiting a reunion with her. "Is there anything he needs?" Edna asked.

The spiritualist went into a transient state, then replied, "He says he'd love a package of cigarettes."

"I'll send them immediately," Edna said joyfully. "But did he give an address?"

"No. But he didn't ask for matches."


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