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Four Soldiers Were Found In A Room With Cards Money On The Table

Topic: g-rated

Four soldiers were found in a room with cards, money on the table, and charged with gambling.

"I just came in to pick up a shirt," said the 1st soldier. "I wasn't gambling...I was making coffee for the other guys," said the 2nd soldier.

"I was trying to sleep...these guys were disturbing me," said the third.

"Now, I SAW you with cards and money in your hands," said the officer who caught them to the 4th soldier. "Don't try to tell me YOU weren't gambling!"

"Me, gambling?" said the 4th soldier. "With whom?"


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