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A Buzzard Walked Up To The Ticket Counter At The Airport To

Topic: g-rated

A buzzard walked up to the ticket counter at the airport to check in for his flight. He was carrying two dead possums. The lady behind the counter gave the buzzard his ticket and asked, "Would you like to check those?"

"Nah," said the buzzard. "They're carrion."


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