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Jesus Was Having Dinner With His Disciples One Time And As They

Topic: g-rated

Jesus was having dinner with his disciples one time and as they gathered reverentially about him, more or less in the attitudes since immortalised by Leornado da Vinci, he looked about at them.

There, in one direction, he saw Judas Iscariot, who he well knew, would betray him to the authorities before three hours had passed. On the other side was Peter, the prince of the disciples, who, as he well knew, would deny him thrice ere the cock crowed. And almost immediately opposite him was Thomas, who, on a crucial occasion, would express doubts.

There seemed only one thing to do.

Jesus called over the head-waiter. "Max," he said, "separate checks."


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