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There Was A Rather Laconic Old Farmer Sitting On The Verandah

Topic: g-rated

There was a rather laconic old farmer sitting on the verandah watching the world go by when the local member for parliament rolled up.

'Hi; I am your local member for parliament and I am standing for re-election this year'. Well the old farmer was a little deaf and simply said,'Eh?'.

A little louder the politician spoke again,'I am your local member for parliament and I am standing for re-election this year and I want your vote'. 'Eh? What didja say?'

The politician even more loudly,'I want your vote!!!' The old farmer's eyes lit up in understanding,'Hell you got my vote sonny, you hafta be better than the loser we have now'.


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