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A Husband And Wife Were Out Golfing Together One Day When They

Topic: g-rated

A husband and wife were out golfing together one day when they came on a tough par-4 hole. The husband hooked his drive deep into the woods and started griping that he'd have to chip out.

Wife says, "Maybe not, dear. Do you see that barn over there? If I open the doors on both sides, I believe you could hit it right through and reach the green."

Husband gives it a shot, but the ball goes through the first door, hits a plow, ricochets back and hits his wife between the eyes, killing her.

A year later, the guy is golfing with a friend. He finds himself on the same hole, with the same results: a hook deep in the woods. He's all set to chip out when his friend says, "Wait a minute. You see that barn over there? If I open the doors on both sides, I think you can still reach the green."

"No way," replies the guy. "I tried that last year and got a 7."


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