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Balancing The Books At The End Of The Month Is Not One Of The

Topic: g-rated

Balancing the books at the end of the month is not one of the bar owner's favorite tasks. He makes a valiant effort one Sunday morning, and after hours and hours of work, he finally manages to come up with a figure that satisfies him. One of his customers is looking over his shoulder at the books: "bar towels__$243.24; cleaning supplies__ $587.98; ashtrays__$29.50." Then he reads an entry for "ESP__$1227.39."

"What does ESP mean?" asks the customer.

"Error some place."


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