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Johnny Got Lost In The Forest. When It Got Dark He Could Not See

Topic: g-rated

Johnny got lost in the forest. When it got dark he could not see and walked right off a cliff. As he was falling he caught a tree branch and looked down and about 100 feet below he saw rocks sticking up out of the water. Johnny looked up and asked, "Is there anybody up there that can help me?"

A voice came from the heavens and said, "Hello Johnny, do you believe?"

And Johnny said, "Yes I believe, I believe!"

Then the voice said, "Okay Johnny, then have faith and let go."

Johnny looked down again at the 100 foot drop into the rocks and water. He looked up again and said, "Is there anybody else up there?"


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