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During A Riot There Was A Strict Eight O'Clock Curfew. Two

Topic: g-rated

During a riot, there was a strict eight o'clock curfew. Two guardsmen were walking along a side street, when they saw a man staggering down the sidewalk, three sheets to the wind. One of the guardsmen levels his rifle, fires, and hits the drunk in the back, killing him instantly.

The second guardsman turns to the first and says, "Christ! Why the hell did you do that? It's only 7:30!"

The first guardsman replies, "It's okay, I know where he lives. He wouldn't have made it home by eight."


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