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A Lady Was Walking Down The Road When She Met A Very Strong

Topic: g-rated

A lady was walking down the road when she met a very strong Charismatic.

"That's a nice dog," said the Charismatic.

"Oh," said the woman. "You may think that, but he won't obey a word I tell him."

"Leave him with me," said the Charismatic. "I'll sort him out."

One week later, the woman goes tp retrieve her dog. The Charismatic says "Sit!" and the dog sits. He says "Lie Down!" and the dog lies down.

"Now you try," he says to the woman.

"Heel!" says the woman.

The dog sits up, raises one paw in the air and shouts "Rise up in the name of the Lord!"


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