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The Patient Stood Nervously In The Consulting Room Of An Eminent

Topic: g-rated

The patient stood nervously in the consulting room of an eminent Johns Hopkins specialist.

"So who did you consult before you came to me?" asked the specialist. "My local GP."

"Your GP? They're hopeless. Complete waste of time. Tell me, what sort of useless advice did he give you?"

"He told me to come see you."


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