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Two Ministers Were Walking Along A Country Road. One Of Them

Topic: g-rated

Two ministers were walking along a country road. One of them took a cigar out of his pocket, lit it and began to smoke. The other viewed this action with obvious disfavor, and didn't hesitate to say so. "Brother, I see you smoke. I am amazed at you. Are you not aware that it is an inexcusably vile habit? Why, even a pig won't smoke!"

They walked on in silence for a few minutes, and then the smoker uncorked the following reply, between puffs on his cigar: "Brother-- I've been thinking of what you just said--about a pig not smoking--and I infer that you mean--to suggest some subtle resemblance--between me and a pig. But, my dearest brother--inasmuch as you do not smoke--and the pig does not smoke--it appears to me that there is a greater resemblance between you and the pig--than between me and the pig!"


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